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Inner Monologue

Hey everyone. I'm Max. Also known as SuperMaxGuy104. There's, um, not much to say about me I guess. I'm nice, I guess. I love Twenty One Pilots and Steven Universe, totally my favorites. I'm a pretty friendly guy overall. I guess my biggest pet peeve is when people don't NOTICE me. Which, coincidentally, happens a lot. I'm the Guy Who No One Notices. They say people like me become serial killers or whatever when we grow up. I kinda just want to live a normal life. Of course, with the type of friends I have, that's not happening anytime soon.

Starring

SuperMaxGuy104
Raised By Wolves
Gogogadget831
MintSkittlePenguin
SouthParkClydeFan
with
ArtDraw12
and
G+T

Recurring Cast

FanGirlJoy
and
DarkMaster999

Guest Starring

Maria
Logan
Cashier
and
???

Episode 1: To The Max

Scene 1

Everyone is having a conversation about Total Drama

Clyde: Eww Samey

Maria frowns

Cloudy: I'm neutral on Samey. She's not the worst, but not the best. What do you think of Amy?

Clyde: I don't care about Amy. I care about Sugar and Leonard, who are inspirations to mankind.

Chewy: Eww Leocrap?

G+T: How is Leocrap an inspiration to mankind? In ANY way?

Ryan cries like Bubbles because of Clyde's lies

RBW: I like Tyler

Everyone: WE KNOW!!!

RBW: omg!!! die!!!

Gogo: Who's that

RBW: Who?

Gogo: Him...*points at Max*

Everyone: Idk

Max: Meh, it's fine. No one notices me anyway.

Mint: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! *shows everyone porn*

Everyone: OMG MINT STAHP

Mint: Placenta.

Scene 2

Gogo: I miss Dark :'(

RBW: I miss Dark too :'( he was the best.

Jack: Are they talking about Dark? Again?

Cloudy: Mhm...

Jack: They really miss him.

Max: Huh? That gives me an idea :3

Scene 3

Clyde: Hi Mint

Mint: Hey Clyde. I was doing an RP and Bruno and Izzy are in the finale!

Clyde: That's nice. Did Bruno hook up with Logan yet?

Mint: Eww Logan. No.

Clyde: Then, Tyson?

Mint: Ye. I WISH AMY WAS HERE.

Clyde: I'm bored. G2G. See ya.

Mint: I want a placenta plushie.

Scene 4

Art: And then, a tree branch rips off her top and exposes her-

WiiU: What are you talking about?

Art: Lenny face stuff

G+T: DRAG ME.

Art: DRAG ME indeed.

Chewy: My caption on Cap This just got deleted >:(

G+T: You always submit perverted captions.

Chewy: ...So?

G+T: The rules say not to.

RBW: He's right.

Chewy: RBW stop or I will kick yuo.

Art: Then let's come up with the most dirty, yet NOT dirty caption ever!

G+T: What do you mean?

RBW: I think he means a caption that's perverted, but lowkey. You know, like, getting crap past the radar.

Chewy: I've got some things in mind.

Scene 5

Joy: OH MY GOSH!!! It's HAPPENING! IENGIENGIEHGO!!!

Gogo: What?

Joy: THEY'RE REUNITING!!!!!

WiiU: Wait, who?

Amy: One Direction?

Joy: WHO ELSE?? EEEEEE!!!

Logan: And on this day, God died.

Joy: Logan stfu or I will shove their 246 awards so far up your ass.

Logan: ...

Clyde: Yeah Logan, shut it.

Logan: Why do I get no respect -.-

Joy: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. ONE DIRECTION IS REUNITING <3333333333333

Mint: Will they sing Friday? Or Chinese Food?

Joy: Maybe...?

Logan: One Direction isn't that great. I'll tell you who's great, this one band from the 60's-

Mint: Logan no one cares about your grandpa bands!!!

Joy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Clyde: When is their first concert?

Joy: In three days. And I didn't manage to get tickets!

Gogo: I thought you stayed up all night to buy them online?

Joy: My wifi was slow, and they got sold out in SECONDS! Which makes sense since there was a rumor that there was supposed to be a Larry Stylinson kiss.

Mint: wtf is that

Joy: Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, duh!

Logan: ...must we discuss this?

Joy: LOGAN I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

Scene 6

Mint: P is for Perfect

Mint: L is for Lovely

Mint: A is for Awesome

Mint: C is for Caring

Mint: E is for Epic

Mint: N is for Nutritious

Mint: T is for Totally Bae

Mint: A is for Amazing <3

Mint: That spells P-L-A-C-E-N-T-A: Placenta!

Scene 7

Chewy: I feel like we should make something about Josee's boobies again.

Art: No, that's too obvious.

Chewy: Beginners!!

Art: That's it! We go with a caption about Harold!

G+T: Eww why?

Art: Boobies...

Chewy: Why is RBW so quiet?

G+T: He's got to be thinking something.

RBW: uh, no, I'm just bad at making captions.

Art: What about that Poopydog one?

RBW: EVERYONE knew that one was coming.

Chewy: You still got on the gallery.

RBW: True. What if we go for something that seems like an innocent joke, but once you look deeper, it's not?

G+T: I think I have an idea...

Scene 8

Max: No, just come for a little while.

???: Okay, but I'm a bit busy.

Max: That's okay! It's just for a little while!

???: Fine, I think I can do it.

Max: Great, just come inside.

???: Okay I'm in, now what?

Max: Now, go over there to those two.

??? turns out to be Dark

Dark: Oh wow!! It's Gogo and RBW!

Max: And they haven't stopped talking about you in ages.

Dark: Okay I think I can make time, for those two.

Dark goes over to RBW and Gogo, and they immediately become extremely excited.

Mint: How did you do that?

Max: No one ever thought of just asking Dark to come...

Mint: Oh...

Scene 9

RBW rips open his wallet, taking out a large wad of cash.

RBW: Hey, can I get two tickets for One Di...um...that band.

Cashier: Sure.

RBW: Awesome. They're not sold out, right?

Cashier: Kid, I've got a secret source ;)

RBW: Umm...cool.

RBW hands over the money and receives two tickets for the One Direction concert in return.

Scene 10

Logan: Why must I suffer...?

Joy: OH MY GOD

Joy tackles Logan.

Clyde: lol

Mint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gogo: omg Joy stop!!

Chewy: Joy stop or I will kick yuo.

RBW: MAI SUN GODDESS!!

Joy: My fav <3333333

RBW: Look what I got!

RBW shows Joy the One Direction tickets, which Joy grabs, inspects and panics over.

Joy: OH MY GOSH!!! You did it! SOMEHOW!!

Logan: And I get nothing...

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Joy: I CANNOT believe you got these! This is SO awesome!!

G+T: I found the perfect caption too!

Everyone turns to G+T.

Crying Sierra

Don't worry Sierra, RBW had the same reaction when Tyler got his pants back in the Amazon :)




Max: Oh, and Mint, I found this for you.

Mint: Wut.

Max: A.........placenta plushie!

Mint: Yay

Art: Finally! We have defeated Cap This! ...Sorta.

Gogo: Plus Dark is here again <3

Max: So overall, a happy ending?

Everyone actually turns to Max, and nods.

END

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